Raving Broccoli

(Verse 1) The granny looked around, with a bit of a frown, “Where’s the broccoli? It’s nowhere in town!” He shook his head, said, “No, we’re all out,” But she came back again, with lingering doubt. (Chorus 1) “Oh lady, oh lady, not even a slice, We got no broccoli to go with your cheese and rice.” She frowned and. told him to go check for sure !” “If you still cant find then look once or twice more. (Verse 2) She asked once again, with hope in her eyes, “Is there any broccoli? No need for your lies.” The clerk, now frustrated, decided to tease, “Can you spell ‘cat’ as in catastrophe?” (Chorus 2) “Now spell ‘dog’ as in dogmatic?” said he, “Now lady spell ‘fuck’ as in broccoli.” She blinked, then laughed, as the truth hit her sly, “There’s no fuckin’ broccoli—now I know why!”