Washing Machine Square Dance

[8 bar intro] [Verse 1] Allemande left, and the washer's hummin' Thought it was broke, but the beat's a-comin' Do-si-do, and listen to that sound My washer's callin' a square dance round! [Chorus] Swing your partner round and round Washer's playing that 2-step sound Promenade right to that spin cycle beat Got my overalls do-si-do-ing sweet [Verse 2] Grand square now, as the rinse begins My Maytag's fiddlin' like there's no end Star through to the fabric softener This appliance is one smooth operator [Chorus] Swing your partner round and round Washer's playing that 2-step sound Promenade right to that spin cycle beat Got my overalls do-si-do-ing sweet [Bridge] Allemande right, to the neighbors' call "Your washer's hosting a square dance ball!" Split the ring, head to the laundry room Where dirty clothes meet their dancing doom [Verse 3] Wheel and deal, as the suds rise high California twirl, watch those bubbles fly Ferris wheel spin as it starts to drain This square dance cycle's gone insane! [Chorus] Swing your partner round and round Washer's playing that 2-step sound Promenade right to that spin cycle beat Got my overalls do-si-do-ing sweet [Outro] Now bow to your partner, bow to your corner This wash cycle's done, put a quarter in for another! [End]