Blueberry blunder

[Short Intro] **Verse 1:** There’s one food that drives me round the bend, Blueberries, mate, they’re the joke that won’t end, They taste so sweet, but let’s not pretend, They’re purple as a grape, that’s where the fun begins. **Pre-Chorus:** Who named these things? A toddler with a crayon? The berry-naming crew must’ve been long gone, “Blue” is a laugh, mate, it’s a cosmic joke, It’s the fruit world’s prank, so just have a smoke. **Chorus:** Blueberry blunder, it’s a berry disaster, Purple in colour, but “blue” is the master, Naming gone awry, it’s a riotous con, It’s a fruity farce, so let’s all sing along! **Verse 2:** Spinach was promised to make us strong, Like Popeye, they said, “Just munch along!” But now we’ve got blueberries, a colourful fib, Purple and sweet, it’s a total rib! **Pre-Chorus:** Was it a joke, or just a big laugh? The berry namers must’ve had too much draft, “Blue” is a name that’s utterly bonkers, It’s the fruit world’s gag, a real laugh for connoisseurs. **Chorus:** Blueberry blunder, it’s a berry disaster, Purple in colour, but “blue” is the master, Naming gone awry, it’s a riotous con, It’s a fruity farce, so let’s all sing along! **Bridge:** Next time you’re munching these violet treats, Remember the name game, and just laugh in the streets, Forget the colour, just relish the taste, But “blue” in the title’s a joke we embrace! **Chorus:** Blueberry blunder, it’s a berry disaster, Purple in colour, but “blue” is the master, Naming gone awry, it’s a riotous con, It’s a fruity farce, so let’s all sing along! **Outro:** Here’s to blueberries, they’re sweet but absurd, Purple as can be, and that’s the word, We’ll keep on munching and laugh till the end, But “blue” in their name? It’s a jest from a friend!