The Hike of Disappointment

[Verse] We started in Finland A hike oh so grand Through woodlands and meadows Hand in hand We trekked through Sweden With spirits so high The beauty of nature Oh my oh my [Whistling] [Verse] Norway was calling With mountains so steep We climbed and we climbed With hardly a peep Through fjords and valleys We went on our way The thrill of adventure Day after day [Whistling] [Chorus] But Denmark Oh Denmark What a surprise No mountains or forests It just couldn't rise The disappointment It hit us so hard We hiked all this way For a city boulevard [Verse] We started in Finland A hike oh so grand Through woodlands and meadows Hand in hand We trekked through Sweden With spirits so high The beauty of nature Oh my oh my [Whistling] [Verse] Norway was calling With mountains so steep We climbed and we climbed With hardly a peep Through fjords and valleys We went on our way The thrill of adventure Day after day [Whistling] [Chorus] But Denmark Oh Denmark What a surprise No mountains or forests It just couldn't rise The disappointment It hit us so hard We hiked all this way For a city boulevard