Poop in My Boots

[Verse] Woke up this mornin' to the rooster crow, Found me a surprise down in my toe, Somethin' squishy in my old worn shoes, By the smell, I knew I'd found the clue. [Verse 2] Stepped in the barn lookin’ for the goat, Must've slept through his midnight do-si-do, Laid a little gift where my feet should be, Country livin’s full of mystery. [Chorus] There's poop in my boots, can’t believe my eyes, Mama always warned me ’bout them country skies, Livin' clean and simple with a twist of fate, Got me wonderin' if it’s destiny or just too late. [Verse 3] Grabbed my hat and went to milk the cows, They all looked guilty, heads hangin' down, Chickens clucked and pigs all snickered, Couldn’t kick the stink, my temper flickered. [Verse 4] Neighbors dropped by, we had a laugh, Talked bout old times, and country crafts, Boots by the stove, cleanin' out the grime, Livin' day by day, we pinch a dime. [Chorus] There's poop in my boots, can’t believe my eyes, Mama always warned me ’bout them country skies, Livin' clean and simple with a twist of fate, Got me wonderin' if it’s destiny or just too late.