Lyrics
**(Verse 1)**
Woke up this morning, no internet in sight,
No Wi-Fi signal, it's a digital blight.
My phone’s just a brick, my laptop's a doorstop,
I’m living in the dark ages, somebody make it stop!
**(Pre-Chorus)**
I tried to check my email, but it’s all in vain,
Without my Wi-Fi, I'm going insane.
No more scrolling, no more memes,
Just me and my thoughts, tearing at the seams.
**(Chorus)**
Internet blackout, I’m lost and confused,
Without my Wi-Fi, I’m singing the blues.
No funny cat videos, no streaming TV,
Just staring at the wall, it’s the end of me.
Internet blackout, can’t Google a thing,
I’m back to the Stone Age, oh the pain it brings.
**(Verse 2)**
I tried to cook breakfast, but the recipe’s online,
Without my Wi-Fi, I’m just wasting time.
No smart home devices, no online tunes,
I’m stuck in silence, can’t even Zoom.
**(Pre-Chorus)**
Called up my neighbor, but he’s in the same boat,
We’re all disconnected, barely afloat.
We used to be digital, now we’re analog,
Living in a world that feels like a fog.
**(Chorus)**
Internet blackout, I’m lost and confused,
Without my Wi-Fi, I’m singing the blues.
No funny cat videos, no streaming TV,
Just staring at the wall, it’s the end of me.
Internet blackout, can’t Google a thing,
I’m back to the Stone Age, oh the pain it brings.
**(Bridge)**
So I dust off some books, find a board game or two,
Trying to remember what we used to do.
Before we were wired, always online,
Maybe this blackout will be just fine.
**(Chorus)**
Internet blackout, I’m learning to cope,
Without my Wi-Fi, there’s still a glimmer of hope.
Rediscovering hobbies, talking face to face,
Finding out life’s not such a rat race.
Internet blackout, it’s a blessing in disguise,
Maybe living offline is a welcome surprise.
**(Outro)**
So here’s to the blackout, and finding our way,
Without our Wi-Fi, we’ll be okay.
We’ll laugh about this, in the years to come,
Remembering the day, we unplugged for some fun.
