Slinky with Attitude

[Verse] Slinky rolls with wisdom now Thinks it's got the know-how Degrees might give it words somehow But I don't need to bow [Verse 2] Talks down to me endlessly Smarty pants with no empathy Twist and turn like it's free Lost in its own fantasy [Chorus] Slinky with a college brain Thinks I'm simple just the same Jumps and spins enjoy the game But I'm no fool to tame [Verse 3] Classrooms gave it fancy terms Big ideas with tiny germs Forgettin' where it once did squirm Now it's preachin' like it learned [Bridge] Remember when we played all day Had no words in our way Smarty slinky's gone astray Lost in what books say [Chorus] Slinky with a college brain Thinks I'm simple just the same Jumps and spins enjoy the game But I'm no fool to tame