The Cold Burger Blues

[Verse] Opened up the door Saw that brown paper bag Excitement in my eyes My stomach started to nag Grabbed the burger Took a bite What a terrible surprise Instead of hot and juicy It was cold as ice (ice, ice) [Verse] I should've known better It's fast food after all But I had high hopes Ready to have a ball The fries were soggy The drink a sad sight My taste buds were crushed In this fast food fight (oh no, no) [Chorus] The cold burger blues got me feelin' down (feel it) Gonna drown my sorrows with another round (another round) I wanted satisfaction But all I got was cold Oh Burger King You left me feelin' so damn old (so damn old) [Verse] I'm sittin' here all alone Feelin' kinda blue My burger from Burger King just ain't what it used to do (ooh-yeah) I put it in the microwave Tryin' to make it right But now my stomach's growlin' And it's keepin' me up all night [Verse 2] I thought it would be tasty A savior in my hour But these reheated fries They taste like leftover flour (oh no) The cheese is all melty The lettuce is all droopin' I'm feelin' kinda queasy Like I swallowed somethin' loopin' [Chorus] I had to reheat the Burger King (the Burger King) And now I got the guppies swimmin' in my belly ring (belly ring) Oh It's a sad state of affairs Oh can't you see? My microwave blues got the best of me (got the best of me) [End]