Hillbilly Spree

(Verse 1) Well, I woke up this morning with a chicken in my bed, She laid an egg on my pillow, dang near cracked my head. I stumbled to the kitchen, but the coffee pot was gone, My dog drank it all, now he's yapping 'til dawn. (Chorus) I got the blues in my boots, and the honky-tonk flu, With a truck that won't start and a leak in my canoe. But I'll keep on smiling, 'cause that's just how we roll, In this crazy country life, it's a hillbilly stroll! (Verse 2) My tractor's in the river, and my mower's in a tree, I'm fishing in the bathtub, 'cause that's where the fish be. My wife's out chasing tornadoes, said she's bored of the breeze, And the only thing I'm winning is a game of solitaire, please! (Chorus) I got the blues in my boots, and the honky-tonk flu, With a truck that won't start and a leak in my canoe. But I'll keep on smiling, 'cause that's just how we roll, In this crazy country life, it's a hillbilly stroll! (Bridge) Well, the city folks may laugh, say we're living in the sticks, But we got moonshine in the jug, and banjos for our licks. We may not have much, but we're living large and free, In our little country town, where the cowboys roam wild and free! (Chorus) I got the blues in my boots, and the honky-tonk flu, With a truck that won't start and a leak in my canoe. But I'll keep on smiling, 'cause that's just how we roll, In this crazy country life, it's a hillbilly stroll! (Outro) So raise up your jars, and let's toast to the night, In this land of mud pies and stars so bright. We may be a little crazy, but we're happy as can be, Living life to the fullest, in our hillbilly spree!