Mike's Last Call

Mike walks in, it's 5 PM, Vodka cranberry, here we go again. Jäger shots, lined up on the bar, He's got stories, they stretch too far. Chorus: Oh, Mike, it's last call, can't you see? Time to go home, let us be. But Mike's never wrong, he's got a lot to say, Please, Mike, just call it a day. Verse 2: Closing time’s come, but Mike’s still here, Nursing his drink, full of cheer. Bartenders sigh, seen it all before, Wishing Mike would head out the door. Chorus: Oh, Mike, it's last call, can't you see? Time to go home, let us be. But Mike's never wrong, he's got a lot to say, Please, Mike, just call it a day. Bridge: He’s a fixture, a part of the scene, Annoying yet charming, caught in between. But when the clock strikes one, and we’re ready to close, Mike’s still talking, and nobody knows... Chorus: Oh, Mike, it's last call, can't you see? Time to go home, let us be. But Mike's never wrong, he's got a lot to say, Please, Mike, just call it a day. Outro: So here's to Mike, our nightly friend, May his visits never end. But next time, Mike, hear our plea, When it’s last call, just let us be. Mike walks in, it's 5 PM, Vodka cranberry, here we go again. Jäger shots, lined up on the bar, He's got stories, they stretch too far. Chorus: Oh, Mike, it's last call, can't you see? Time to go home, let us be. But Mike's never wrong, he's got a lot to say, Please, Mike, just call it a day. [Bridge:] We've tried every line in the book, Subtle hints and that stern look. But Mike's in his own little world, A stubborn rock, can't be Verse 2: Closing time’s come, but Mike’s still here, Nursing his drink, full of cheer. Bartenders sigh, seen it all before, Wishing Mike would head out the door. Chorus: Oh, Mike, it's last call, can't you see? Time to go home, let us be. But Mike's never wrong, he's got a lot to say, Please, Mike, just call it a day. Bridge: He’s a fixture, a part of the scene, Annoying yet charming, caught in between. But when the clock strikes one, and we’re ready to close, Mike’s still talking, and nobody knows... Chorus: Oh, Mike, it's last call, can't you see? Time to go home, let us be. But Mike's never wrong, he's got a lot to say, Please, Mike, just call it a day. Outro: So here's to Mike, our nightly friend, May his visits never end. But next time, Mike, hear our plea, When it’s last call, just let us be.