Renaissance fair life

[Verse] wipe my ass with hay How I start my day In my Renaissance life No more modern strife [Verse 2] Drink from a goblet so fine Feast on bread and wine Dancing through the halls no support for my balls [Chorus] Oh my Renaissance fair life Living clutching my knife Simple ways I choose Medieval delights I muse [Verse 3] Candles light my night Stars in sky so bright dance to Music of the lute careful not to bend over in front of the fruits [Verse 4] Jousting in the field Knights with sword and shield Ladies in their gowns No worry or frowns [Chorus] Oh my renaissance faire life Living clutching my knife Simple ways I choose Medieval delights I muse [instumentel] Oh my Renaissance fair life Living clutching my knife Simple ways I choose Medieval delights I muse [ending] renaissance faire life renaissance faire life [fade out]