Stand up Comedy

Live-Theather. .Stand-up Comedy., microhouse. Old-Vintage-Radioshow, Double Duet Vocal

August 9th, 2024suno

Lyrics

[Male Vocal dark 1] Hello, everyone! Thank you for coming today. It's my first stand-up comedy, so please be gentle. [Male Vocal Light 2] Recently, a foreign friend who is studying Japanese told me they like "sushi." But the "sushi" they were talking about was a bit different. They thought it was "rotating sushi," not the "conveyor belt sushi." [Male Vocal dark 1] So, they made sushi at home and started spinning it around on the table. It looked like the sushi was on a merry-go-round, and just watching it made me feel dizzy. [Male Vocal Light 2] Speaking of which, don’t you all become “smartphone zombies” when you get on the train? It’s quite dangerous, isn’t it? The other day, I was walking through the station looking at my phone and bumped into an old man. He was also looking at his phone, and instead of apologizing, we both said, “I have to post this on Twitter.” No, let's apologize first! [Male Vocal dark 1] And Japanese toilets are very high-tech, aren’t they? There are so many buttons, it’s like the control panel of a spaceship. But the most surprising thing was the “Sound Princess” (Otohime). The first time I used it, I had no idea what it was. I pressed the button, and suddenly there was the sound of running water. I thought, “What’s going to happen now?” But when I realized it was just a sound, I was a bit disappointed. At least play some concert music or something, right? Finally, let’s talk about convenience stores. Japanese convenience stores have everything and are really convenient. But my friend says he always ends up buying at least one unnecessary thing when he goes to a convenience store. One day, he got hungry in the middle of the night and went to the convenience store, and he ended up buying oden and Kappa Ebisen (shrimp chips). When he got home, he realized, “I can’t eat these together.” Well, in the end, he ate everything anyway. That’s all for today. Thank you all for laughing! See you next time. Thank you!

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