Monkey in a Tutu

[Verse] Monkey in a tutu he’s got style Spinnin' on the green with a big ol' smile Nine iron in his hand swingin' wild Dancin’ ‘cross the fairway like a funky child [Verse 2] Crowd gathers round they all cheer Laughin' at the monkey with no fear Tu-tu twirling he's the star here Golf balls flying high into the clear [Chorus] Monkey monkey in a tutu swing Nine iron clinkin' ding ding ding Dance and prance make the fairway sing He’s the polka monkey he’s the king [Verse 3] Down the green he takes a shot Golf cart a’tuggin he’s got a plot Tu-tu twirl and then he’s caught In a happy dance right on the dot [Bridge] Polka rhythm in his veins Monkey’s joy it never wanes Bright pink tu-tu No complaints Swing that nine iron bend those reins [Chorus] Monkey monkey in a tutu swing Nine iron clinkin' ding ding ding Dance and prance make the fairway sing He’s the polka monkey he’s the king