Grassophobia: A Discord Mod's Tale

(Verse 1) I'm a discord mod, but I've got a fear, Of something so common, yet it draws me near. It's not the trolls, or the spam, you see, It's the grass outside, that terrifies me. (Pre-Chorus) You might laugh and say it's absurd, But listen close, hear my word. Grass is dangerous, it's a threat, And here's why, you need to fret. (Chorus) Don't touch the grass, it's a hostile land, Full of dangers, I can't withstand. From allergies to bugs, and even snakes, Grass is a risk, make no mistakes. (Verse 2) It may seem harmless, a carpet of green, But beneath its surface, unseen, unseen. Ticks and spiders, waiting to bite, A paradise for pests, in the dead of night. (Pre-Chorus) So before you venture, into the fray, Think twice, before you stray. Grass is not as safe as it seems, In the world of mods, it's the stuff of dreams. (Chorus) Don't touch the grass, it's a hostile land, Full of dangers, I can't withstand. From allergies to bugs, and even snakes, Grass is a risk, make no mistakes. (Bridge) I'll stay inside, where it's safe and sound, In the digital realm, I'm bound. No need for shoes, or sunscreen creams, Just pixels and code, in my digital dreams. (Chorus) Don't touch the grass, it's a hostile land, Full of dangers, I can't withstand. From allergies to bugs, and even snakes, Grass is a risk, make no mistakes. (Outro) So if you see me, avoiding the lawn, Know it's not cowardice, it's a cause I spawn. For in the world of mods, where dangers amass, I'll stay away, from the treacherous grass.