The Shiny Pursuit of Captain Fidget

[Cheery accordion and rhythmic stomping] [Verse 1]: Oh, Captain Fidget was his name, Gold his love, but focus his bane, He’d hoist the sails then forget why, Chasing seagulls across the sky! [Chorus]: Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum, Lost his map but he’s never glum, For gold he sails, the seas he roams, Forgets his quest but always finds home! [Verse 2]: Once found a treasure, beneath the sands, Got distracted by two clashing bands, Joined the music, played the flute, Left the gold for a pirate’s dispute! [Chorus]: Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum, Lost his map but he’s never glum, For gold he sails, the seas he roams, Forgets his quest but always finds home! [Bridge]: On the isle of Tortuga’s bright night, Started a quest in the pale moonlight, Chased a crab instead, oh so spry, Forgot his gold as the crab waved goodbye! [Verse 3]: He sought the X that marked the spot, Found a tavern, and there he got, Caught up in tales of ghosts and lore, Left his map on the tavern floor! [Lively Fiddle interlude] [Chorus]: Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum, Lost his map but he’s never glum, For gold he sails, the seas he roams, Forgets his quest but always finds home! [Outro]: So if ye see Captain Fidget at sea, Wave hello, he’s as happy as can be, Chasing dreams with a wandering mind, Seeking treasures he never finds!