Methane Serenade

Apocalyptic, toxic, a gassy funk Cleared the world, man, who woulda thunk? [Verse] You used to breathe in roses, so sweet and sure Now just one blast, humanity's no more You'll probably call this one a doomsday cloud You'll probably miss 'em, but it's ghost town, now Asphyxiating, devastating with a silent hush Contamination, devastation, left the world a-crush No more laughing, no more mirth, under the funk we drown It's a flatulent finale, a pungent ghost town No more traffic, no more rush, streets are all shut down Silent whispers in the air, 'twas the wind that knocked the crown [Chorus] It’s a gas, a toxic blast, we're in a bubble now Hold your breath, say your prayers, we've got a stinky shroud Clear the cosmos, hold the gods, our scent has flown to stars It's a fart apocalypse, goodbye to cars and bars Smelled like eggs, a rotten vibe, skies turning green Masked up tight, ain't no use, all hail the new wind queen [Verse] All the flowers wilted, lost, no bees a-buzzin' near One single toot declared the end, the atmosphere in tears Every nostril burns, alas, in this methane serenade Farewell to ol' civilization, by silent but deadly betrayed