david poop

(Verse 1) David's sitting on the throne, But his insides feel alone. In the bathroom, he's a king, But today, he can't do a thing. His stomach's tied up in knots, Feeling like he's tied in lots. Every time he tries to go, It's like a traffic jam, so slow. (Chorus) Oh, David's got bathroom blues, His bowels just refuse. To let him have a moment's peace, It's like a never-ending tease. Oh, David's got bathroom blues, He's feeling so confused. His gut's in knots, his spirits low, He just wants to let it flow. (Verse 2) He's tried fiber, he's tried pills, But his gut just won't fulfill. Every meal feels like a dare, Will it pass, or will it flare? He's counting tiles on the wall, As he waits for nature's call. But the call just won't come through, Leaving David feeling blue. (Chorus) Oh, David's got bathroom blues, His bowels just refuse. To let him have a moment's peace, It's like a never-ending tease. Oh, David's got bathroom blues, He's feeling so confused. His gut's in knots, his spirits low, He just wants to let it flow. (Bridge) In the porcelain kingdom, he's lost his crown, Trying to flush his troubles down. But they keep floating back again, Leaving David in this strain. But he won't give up the fight, He'll conquer this with all his might. One day soon, he'll break free, From this bathroom misery. (Chorus) Oh, David's got bathroom blues, His bowels just refuse. To let him have a moment's peace, It's like a never-ending tease. Oh, David's got bathroom blues, He's feeling so confused. His gut's in knots, his spirits low, But soon enough, he'll let it flow.