The Funk Decision

[Verse 1] Watchaknow bout funk? Teach me a funky thing or two. But fair warning, I funk from the old school. Funk P.H.D. from the University of Parliament and Funkadelics too. So if tempers flare, get the funk outta here. This funk's not for you. [Chorus] (Because) We are on a mission to make the best funk decision and always keep the funk going on time. Cook some funk up in the kitchen, turn the funk up just a smidgen because this funk in its prime. [Verse 2] Watchaknow bout funk? Let me see a funky move. And if I'm yawning, don't stop till you improve. But if I can see the funk I'll be a number one friend to you. And for the non-funky clunky brothas in the back - funk on outta here. When you feeling funky, come back. [Bridge] But if you're grooving and you're moving and you're loving not shoving and having a funky good time, then welcome to the funk crew. You know what to do - if not, read the funky sign. [Chorus] (It say) We are on a mission to make the best funk decision and always keep the funk going on time. (So!) Cook some funk up in the kitchen, turn the funk up just a smidgen because this funk in its prime. (Well) [Verse 3] [male singer.] [deep voice.] [new singer] What I know bout funk? Girl, I'm glad you asked. You from the funky old school. But I'm one who taught the class. [still male vocals] [new male singer] Funky founder from beyond yonder, Funk scientists study me and ponder. The funk I share - beyond compare - make the funk gods stronger. [Chorus] We are on a mission to make the best funk decision and always keep the funk going on time. (So!) Cook some funk up in the kitchen, turn the funk up just a smidgen because this funk in its prime. Outro