Aerodynamic Ascension

(Verse 1:) The mirror stared back with no lies As each day more hair took its demise The dread set in, I felt the cold creep Was this the beginning of hair loss so deep? (Chorus:) But then the chrome dome began to shine Embracing the bald was a Truth so fine No more bad hair days, no more frizzy strife This shining pate is my new lease on life! (Guitar Solo) (Verse 2:) The razor's caress brings such release From worries about hair thinning, now peace The bald brothers nod with respect earned Label of "Cueball" I've newly turned (Chorus:) But then the chrome dome began to shine Embracing the bald was a Truth so fine No more bad hair days, no more frizzy strife This shining pate is my new lease on life! (Guitar Solo) (Bridge:) The path was cleared, no more disguise True confidence materializing before my eyes Aerodynamic and slick was my crowning plight Bald pride for all the shaven heads to unite! (Chorus:) The chrome dome shining with newfound zeal The baldhead brotherhood, our ideals revealed No more bad hair days, no more follicle strife This shining pate is my new lease on life! (Instrumental Outro)