Raccoons in Me Corn

[Verse] Moonlight in the meadow, it's a quiet night, Cornfields standing tall under the stars so bright. But there's a rustle in the shadows, a bandit on the prowl, With a mask around its face and a mischievous growl. [Verse 2] Farmer Joe’s been workin' from dusk till dawn, Sweating in the fields, raisin' up his corn. But those critters gettin' clever, with their nimble little paws, Stealing all his hard work, without a single pause. [Chorus] Raccoons in the corn, sneakin' through the night, Feasting on the bounty, oh, it just ain't right. Farmer Joe's a-fuming, hollerin' at the moon, "Get outta my cornfield, you pesky raccoons!" [Verse 3] He's tried scarecrows, fences, and even a dog, But those masked little rascals, they ain't scared at all. They scurry and they nibble, devouring every row, Leaving Farmer Joe to wonder, where’d all his harvest go? [Verse 4] Neighbors start talkin', it spreads through the town, Raccoons with a sweet tooth, they’re makin’ their rounds. Every cornfield’s in danger, every farmer on high alert, But those raccoons keep on munchin’, caring not who they hurt. [Chorus] Raccoons in the corn, sneakin' through the night, Feasting on the bounty, oh, it just ain't right. Farmer Joe's a-fuming, hollerin' at the moon, "Get outta my cornfield, you pesky raccoons!"