Malort Mayhem

(Verse 1) In a land of taste where shadows play, Where the rules of cocktails fade away, There's a potion, wild and dark, A liquid fire, a flavor spark. (Chorus) Malort Mayhem, dancing on the edge, A storm of flavors, a twisted pledge, Pickle juice and absinthe in the fray, Maple syrup whispers, “Come what may.” Shake it up, let the chaos reign, In this drink of madness, lose your brain, Malort Mayhem, where the lost souls play, Take a sip, and drift away. (Trumpet Solo) (Verse 2) Crushed ice mountain, cold and deep, Lemon juice tangs, while the spirits creep, A dash of Tabasco, fiery and bold, Liquid smoke’s story, yet untold. (Chorus) Malort Mayhem, dancing on the edge, A storm of flavors, a twisted pledge, Pickle juice and absinthe in the fray, Maple syrup whispers, “Come what may.” Shake it up, let the chaos reign, In this drink of madness, lose your brain, Malort Mayhem, where the lost souls play, Take a sip, and drift away. (Bridge) Egg white froth, a dream's delight, Rosemary sprig in the dead of night, Glitter’s glow, an eerie shine, In this glass, the stars align. (Chorus) Malort Mayhem, dancing on the edge, A storm of flavors, a twisted pledge, Pickle juice and absinthe in the fray, Maple syrup whispers, “Come what may.” Shake it up, let the chaos reign, In this drink of madness, lose your brain, Malort Mayhem, where the lost souls play, Take a sip, and drift away. (Outro) Raise your glass to the wild unknown, In this cocktail's grip, you’re not alone, Malort Mayhem, a tale untold, In every sip, a brave heart bold.