Chipmunk's Paradise

[Verse 1] Alvin the chipmunk, a cheeky little lad, Filling up on nuts, good or bad. At a wedding, under the bride's veil, He found some almonds, without fail. Nibbled on cashews during a solemn speech, All within the preacher's reach. [Chorus] Oh, Alvin, why can’t you see? There’s a time and place for your nut spree! From hazelnuts to a pecan pie, You munch away, oh my, oh my! [Verse 2] In the library, so quiet and neat, Alvin’s munching on some walnuts sweet. During a movie, right at the climax, He rustles a bag of pistachios to the max. At the opera, while the soprano sings, He’s cracking peanuts, of all things! [Chorus] Oh, Alvin, why can’t you see? There’s a time and place for your nut spree! From hazelnuts to a pecan pie, You munch away, oh my, oh my! [Chorus] Oh, Alvin, why can’t you see? There’s a time and place for your nut spree! From hazelnuts to a pecan pie, You munch away, oh my, oh my! [Bridge] In the quiet of a museum hall, Alvin’s there, having a ball. Beside ancient bones, without a fuss, He snacks on chestnuts, causing a ruckus. [Verse 3] On a quiet hike, in the great outdoors, He disturbs the peace with seeds he adores. At a birthday bash, as candles blow, He’s found the peanuts, oh no, oh no! [Instrumental] [Verse 4] At the gym where folks lift and sprint, Alvin's there with a nutty hint. Between the treadmills, under mats, He snacks on acorns, dodging spats. Even yoga class isn't safe, you bet, He's munching on macadamias, breaking a sweat! [Chorus] Oh, Alvin, why can’t you see? There’s a time and place for your nut spree! From hazelnuts to a pecan pie, You munch away, oh my, oh my! [Outro] So if you’re ever at an event so grand, Keep your eyes peeled for those little hands. Alvin's around, with his nutty delight, Bringing laughter and chaos every night! [Instrumental]