Triumph of Embarrassment

[Verse] Late night at the drive-thru The neon lights are gleaming (gleaming) I'm craving some McNuggets My tummy's full of dreaming (dreaming) But as I place my order I feel a sudden urge Oh no I can't hold it in It's the call of nature It's like a surge [Chorus] Skeet yeet (yeet yeet) Wetting my pants at McDonald's (oh-oh-oh) In the middle of the crowd There's no place to conceal (noo) Skeet skeet Embarrassment is my new best friend (yeah-yeah-yeah) But hey I'm just gonna dance and make it feel unreal [Verse] Standing in the restroom line With desperation teeming (teeming) Got my mind on those McNuggets But my bladder's intervening (intervening) Trying to keep composed But it's a losing fight Oh no I'm doing the dance With all my might It's an endless plight [Chorus] Skeet yeet (yeet yeet) Wetting my pants at McDonald's (oh-oh-oh) In the middle of the crowd There's no place to conceal (noo) Skeet skeet Embarrassment is my new best friend (yeah-yeah-yeah) But hey I'm just gonna dance and make it feel unreal