Meetingcrisis

(Instrumental intro) (Verse 1) Coffee's wearing off, eyelids start to droop Spreadsheet's blurring, room temperature's a soup Boss is droning on, can't tell what he's saying But my bladder's screaming, louder every minute playing (Chorus) Meeting marathon, gotta grit my teeth Trapped in this torture chamber, for what seems like weeks Body's begging, brain says stay awake This presentation's torture, for goodness sake! (Verse 2) Coworkers chiming in, with jargon and delight My smile's a plastic mask, hiding urgent plight Eyes watering now, not from the boring slides But the pressure down below, pushing against the tides (Chorus) Meeting marathon, gotta grit my teeth Trapped in this torture chamber, for what seems like weeks Body's begging, brain says stay awake This presentation's torture, for goodness sake! (Verse 3) Is it just me, or is the room getting hotter? Maybe it's the tension, or maybe it's not Fantasizing escape, to the nearest restroom stall Just a sweet release, to answer nature's call (Chorus) Meeting marathon, gotta grit my teeth Trapped in this torture chamber, for what seems like weeks Body's begging, brain says stay awake This presentation's torture, for goodness sake! (Outro) Finally a break, freedom at last Bathroom sprint commences, moving oh so fast