Can't Escape the Stank

[Verse] Wake up in the morning, hit the floor, Two German Shepherds, Charley, Lola, what they snore, Cookin' breakfast, eggs on the stove, Smell attackin' me, can't stay composed. [Verse 2] Charley's sittin' pretty, but dropped a bomb, Lola's by the window, playin' calm, Enemy movin' like a stealthy thief, Stank so strong, I might lose my belief. [Chorus] Oh no, can't escape the stank, Fart so thick, turn a tank, Dogs innocent, eyes so sweet, But boy, that smell, knock you off your feet. [Bridge] Open all the windows, fan on blast, Sprayin’ Febreze but it's holdin' fast, Hidin’ under covers, can't find relief, Charley and Lola, the gassy chiefs. [Verse 3] Neighbor rings the bell, takes a step back, Face goes pale, near heart attack, Lola gives a wag, tail in glee, Fart got him too, might charge a fee. [Verse 4] I'm eatin' dinner by candlelight, Stank returns, startin' a fight, Dry heave, choke, I can't believe, Charley strikes again, time to leave.