Those Days Came and Went

[Instrumental opening] (Verse 1) Oh, the days of grammar, they has came and went, We used to knows our commas, what they meant, Now we tossing words like they heaven-sent, Proper English, baby, where did you went? (Chorus) Those days came and went, it's a crazy ride, We mix up words, we let it slide, Punctuation’s out, spellcheck’s our guide, In this world of words, we take it all in stride! (Verse 2) Apostrophes, they used to was our friends, Now they’s missin’, makin' no amends, We used to spell “definitely,” now it’s “definately,” English rules is bendin', it’s like word confetti! (Chorus) Those days came and went, it's a crazy ride, We mix up words, we let it slide, Punctuation’s out, spellcheck’s our guide, In this world of words, we take it all in stride! (Bridge) The dictionary’s dusty, forgot on the shelf, We plays grammar roulette, all by ourself, Complete sentences? Oh, what a bore, We likes fragments, give us more! (Verse 3) Subjects and predicates used to harmonize, Now we lets them go, no surprise, English is a puzzle, pieces all askew, But in this wordplay, we finds something new. (Chorus) Those days came and went, it's a crazy ride, We mix up words, we let it slide, Punctuation’s out, spellcheck’s our guide, In this world of words, we take it all in stride! (Outro) Raise a glass to the days of proper English, Gone is the rules, now we all embellish, Here’s to the future, let’s makes it bright, With wild words and grammar in flight! (Final Chorus) Those days came and went, it's a crazy ride, We mix up words, we let it slide, Punctuation’s out, spellcheck’s our guide, In this world of words, we take it all in stride! (Outro) Raise a glass to the days of proper English, Gone is the rules, now we all embellish, Here’s to the future, let’s makes it bright, With wild words and grammar in flight! [End]