Numb Legs Blues

Verse 1: I've been here for too long, This porcelain throne, Trying to escape, Just want to be alone. Checked my phone a thousand times, Played some games, read some rhymes, Now my legs are feeling strange, And I know I can't explain. Pre-Chorus: Oh, the clock is ticking fast, But this feeling just won't pass, Gotta get back to my desk, But I'm stuck here, what a mess. Chorus: I'm stuck on the toilet at work, My legs are numb, they won't perk, Can't stand up, feeling berserk, Just sitting here, oh what a quirk. Numb legs, they won't obey, I've been here all day, Boss is wondering where I've gone, But I'm stuck here, feeling all wrong. Verse 2: Tried to shift, tried to move, But my legs just won't approve, Pins and needles, what a pain, Will I ever stand again? Staring at the tiled floor, Hoping someone opens the door, Rescue me from this fate, Before it's way too late. Pre-Chorus: Oh, the clock is ticking fast, But this feeling just won't pass, Gotta get back to my desk, But I'm stuck here, what a mess. Chorus: I'm stuck on the toilet at work, My legs are numb, they won't perk, Can't stand up, feeling berserk, Just sitting here, oh what a quirk. Numb legs, they won't obey, I've been here all day, Boss is wondering where I've gone, But I'm stuck here, feeling all wrong. Bridge: Maybe one day I'll escape, This tiny, tiled landscape, Find the strength to stand tall, Walk again, down the hall. But for now, I'll just stay, Hope this numbness fades away, Think about the things I've done, While I wait for feeling to come. Chorus: I'm stuck on the toilet at work, My legs are numb, they won't perk, Can't stand up, feeling berserk, Just sitting here, oh what a quirk. Numb legs, they won't obey, I've been here all day, Boss is wondering where I've gone, But I'm stuck here, feeling all wrong. Outro: Oh, I'm stuck here, On this porcelain throne, Hoping soon I'll feel my legs, And finally make it home.