The Omnivore's Dilemma

(Verse 1) In a world of foodies, where choices abound, I find myself in a predicament that's quite profound. I've got friends who love their greens, and friends who need their meat, Finding a spot that pleases all, now that's a feat. (Chorus) Oh, the Omnivore's Dilemma, a culinary plight, Looking for a menu that will treat everyone right. Vegan or carnivore, why must we choose? In the game of dining out, we just want good food. (Verse 2) Here's "Greens Galore," a vegan's delight, But my meat-loving pal would starve at the sight. And there's "Carnivore's Corner," where steaks are king, But my vegan friends would find it quite unsettling. (Bridge) Why can't a place get both just right, A steak on the grill, a tofu delight? A culinary balance, a feast for all, Where veggies and meat both have a ball. (Chorus) Oh, the Omnivore's Dilemma, a culinary plight, Looking for a menu that will treat everyone right. Vegan or carnivore, why must we choose? In the game of dining out, we just want good food. (Verse 3) We roam the streets, our hunger grows, Passing by eateries, both highs and lows. A fusion place, that's what we need, Where every diet can joyfully feed. (Outro) So here's to the chefs, with pans and pots, Who dare to serve both kales and chops. To them we sing, and hope they hear, Bring us a menu that all can cheer!