How I Broke the Nose of the Sphinx of Giza

[Verse 1] Yo, let me tell ya a story of ancient fame, 'Bout a girl so clumsy, Trippy was her name. In Giza she landed, with a tour group in tow, Stumbling on sand, putting on quite the show. [Chorus] Oh, Trippy, with your two left feet, Marching to the Sphinx, you skipped a beat. With a trip and a stumble, you made history, "How I Broke the Nose," a comical mystery. [Verse 2] She danced through the pyramids, carefree and bold, But near the great Sphinx, the story unfolds. A sneeze from a cat, a slip on a stone, And down came the nose, with a crumble and groan. (Meow!) [Bridge] The pharaohs looked on, with a gasp and a fright, As Trippy turned red, under the bright sunlight. "I didn't mean to!" she said with a pout, But the Sphinx just sat there, noseless and stout. [Chorus] Oh, Trippy, with your two left feet, Marching to the Sphinx, you skipped a beat. With a trip and a stumble, you made history, "How I Broke the Nose," a comical mystery. [Verse 3] Now legends are told, of the Sphinx's flat face, Thanks to Trippy's trip, in that ancient place. She left her mark, in a bumbling way, And that's how the Sphinx looks to this very day. [Instrumental break, guitar solo] . . . . . . [Hook] Whoa-oh, Trippy on the go, (Hey!) Nose down, what a show! (Oh no!) Stumble, rumble, crumble fall, (Ah!) Sphinx's face, she took it all. (She took it all!) [Adlibs] Oops! (Oops!) — There she goes, Watch out! (Watch out!) — For those toes, Crack! (Crack!) — The story's told, Giza's nose, it rolled, it rolled! [Verse 4] Trippy, trippy, trippy, can't you see? (Can't you see?) Your moves are like a mystery. (Such a mystery!) Everywhere you go, history's made, (History's made!) With a trip, a slip, a comical parade. (Ha-ha!) {End}