Lyrics
[Verse 1]
Yo, let me tell ya a story of ancient fame,
'Bout a girl so clumsy, Trippy was her name.
In Giza she landed, with a tour group in tow,
Stumbling on sand, putting on quite the show.
[Chorus]
Oh, Trippy, with your two left feet,
Marching to the Sphinx, you skipped a beat.
With a trip and a stumble, you made history,
"How I Broke the Nose," a comical mystery.
[Verse 2]
She danced through the pyramids, carefree and bold,
But near the great Sphinx, the story unfolds.
A sneeze from a cat, a slip on a stone,
And down came the nose, with a crumble and groan.
(Meow!)
[Bridge]
The pharaohs looked on, with a gasp and a fright,
As Trippy turned red, under the bright sunlight.
"I didn't mean to!" she said with a pout,
But the Sphinx just sat there, noseless and stout.
[Chorus]
Oh, Trippy, with your two left feet,
Marching to the Sphinx, you skipped a beat.
With a trip and a stumble, you made history,
"How I Broke the Nose," a comical mystery.
[Verse 3]
Now legends are told, of the Sphinx's flat face,
Thanks to Trippy's trip, in that ancient place.
She left her mark, in a bumbling way,
And that's how the Sphinx looks to this very day.
[Instrumental break, guitar solo]
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[Hook]
Whoa-oh, Trippy on the go, (Hey!)
Nose down, what a show! (Oh no!)
Stumble, rumble, crumble fall, (Ah!)
Sphinx's face, she took it all. (She took it all!)
[Adlibs]
Oops! (Oops!) — There she goes,
Watch out! (Watch out!) — For those toes,
Crack! (Crack!) — The story's told,
Giza's nose, it rolled, it rolled!
[Verse 4]
Trippy, trippy, trippy, can't you see? (Can't you see?)
Your moves are like a mystery. (Such a mystery!)
Everywhere you go, history's made, (History's made!)
With a trip, a slip, a comical parade. (Ha-ha!)
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