Blue Ridge Snowfall Blues

[Verse] I hit the slopes in Blue Ridge, carving through that powder white, Gliding down just like an eagle, oh, I felt so light. But then, my board it buckled, threw me on that frosty ground, Now I've got a purple backside, can't even sit me down. [Verse 2] Tried to cut a sharp right turn, felt that biting icy chill, My friends up by the cabin window, watching from the sill. They laughed and hollered, waved me in, I tried to hide my frown, With this bruised-up bottom darling, I can't sit back down. [Chorus] Oh, it's tough to take a tumble, in the cold mountain air, Bruises on my back end, every bump just ain't fair. Got the blue ridge snowfall blues, fallen hard on frozen ground, With a sore behind, oh mercy, I just can't sit down. [Verse 3] We gathered round the fire, stories flowing smooth and free, But when they offered me a chair, I stood up warily. Not a chair in sight that's comfy when you’ve taken such a spill, My tush is tender, aching bad, warm tea can't heal this hill. [Chorus] Oh, it's tough to take a tumble, in the cold mountain air, Bruises on my back end, every bump just ain't fair. Got the blue ridge snowfall blues, fallen hard on frozen ground, With a sore behind, oh mercy, I just can't sit down. [Bridge] I’ll try again tomorrow, though I'm feeling quite dismayed, Maybe a softer landing, thanks to snow this pain will fade. Until then, I'll be standing, leaning on this old wood rail, Dreaming of a painless slope where I won't leave a trail.