Gourmet Dragon Feast

[Verse] In a land where the mountains kiss the sky Lived a dragon gourmet With his fork held high He'd roam the villages On his mighty claws Seeking out delicacies with his toothy gnaws [Verse 2] With a rattle and a thud His belly would groan "I crave a feast Not just any old bone!" From fish in the river to the farm in the dell Each meal came with garnish And a fiery spell [Chorus] Oh Gourmet Dragon Munching on the best From crispy knights to a maiden's fest With an accordion shake and a rattling beat He cooks up chaos And munches on meat [Verse 3] Steam from his snout As he sautéed the sheep His lips smacked together As he seasoned the deep A gentleman's flare In his blood-red eyes Gourmet dragon flair In his culinary guise [Bridge] Madame the bovine Marinated slow Sir Pig in the pit With his apple in tow As a couple sung and their laughter rang The dragon danced around with a sausage tang [Verse 4] With a whisk and a twirl And a cauldron of stew The dragon prepared his delightful brew No maiden was safe from his nightly crave But she’d be served with a parsley enclave! [instrumental outro with long solo and fade-out]