Monster Mail

[Verse] Through the dark and misty night Beneath the pale moonlight Monsters got their mail delivered By a human they hired What a twisted sight [Verse 2] In a castle up on high Where the bats and vampires fly Werewolves howl and zombies groan Now with mail right at their door He's the mailman they adore [Chorus] Monster Mail Deliveries never fail Human hands Carrying haunted lands Monster Mail In rain or monstrous hails Brave and bold A story to be told [Verse 3] Mummy wraps and witches' brews Packages forest of boo Human stands with trembling knees Turns to courage 'neath the trees Making friends with ghostly crews [Verse 4] Frankenstein's electric joy He's sending love to his creation Goblins get their gold at last Mailman's swift no hesitation Unity then celebration [Chorus] Monster Mail Deliveries never fail Human hands Carrying haunted lands Monster Mail In rain or monstrous hails Brave and bold A story to be told