The Bard and the Loxodon

[Verse] In the land of Meridian where magic blooms There lived a bard with tales to enthuse Dobby McNobby, his name did resound With his trusty friend Sloth they did astound [Chorus] Dobby strummed his lute A spell in each chord His songs awakened power Mighty and adored Sloth the Loxodon With strength by the batch Together in battle An unbreakable match [Verse] Across the ancient forests and mountains high Dobby sang of bravery under the starry sky Sloth's ivory tusks gleamed in the moonlight As they faced darkness with unwavering might [Chorus] Dobby strummed his lute A spell in each chord His songs awakened power Mighty and adored Sloth the Loxodon With strength by the batch Together in battle An unbreakable match [instrumental] [Bridge] From sewer rats to slaying kings This duo did remarkable things Together 'till the very end Defining what it means to be a friend Dobby and Sloth Enter battle with a grin As they look each other in the eyes And exclaim the words "SLOTH WIN!" [Chorus] Dobby strummed his lute A spell in each chord His songs awakened power Mighty and adored Sloth the Loxodon With strength by the batch Together in battle An unbreakable match [outro]