Sweating like a Pig

[Intro] [Verse 1] Sun’s a blazing tyrant, roasting my skin, Air con’s busted, man, where do I begin? T-shirt’s soaked, I’m a walking slip 'n' slide, Dreaming of Antarctica, penguins by my side. [Pre-Chorus] Melting in this sauna, frying like a steak, Why'd I ever think summer was my break? [Chorus] Sweating like a pig, dripping on the floor, Heatwave from hell, can’t take it anymore, Humidity’s a joke, my hair’s gone wild, Sweating like a pig, summer’s driving me wild. [Verse 2] Ice cream’s a puddle, fan’s blowing hot air, Lawn’s a desert, mirages everywhere, Shade’s a rare gem, but it’s just a tease, Cooking like bacon, someone help me please. [Pre-Chorus] Lemonade’s my lifeline, but it’s turned to steam, Feeling like a lobster in a boiling dream. [Chorus] Sweating like a pig, dripping on the floor, Heatwave from hell, can’t take it anymore, Humidity’s a joke, my hair’s gone wild, Sweating like a pig, summer’s driving me wild. [Bridge] Dreaming of the freezer, head inside the door, Trading sunburns for chills, slipping on the floor, I’d marry an ice cube, if it meant I’d stay cool, Summer, you’re a bully, and I’m your sweating fool. [Epic guitar solo] [Chorus] Sweating like a pig, dripping on the floor, Heatwave from hell, can’t take it anymore, Humidity’s a joke, my hair’s gone wild, Sweating like a pig, summer’s driving me wild. [Outro] Bought a kiddie pool, sitting in my yard, Neighbors think I’m crazy, sweating’s hit me hard, Covered in ice packs, dreaming of snow’s sting, Till then, I’ll be cursing, sweating like a pig. [Heavy guitar outro] [silence] [Screamed]AHHHHHH! SOMEONE HAND ME A POPSICLE! [epic instrumental outro]