Lyrics
[Intro]
[Verse 1]
Sun’s a blazing tyrant, roasting my skin,
Air con’s busted, man, where do I begin?
T-shirt’s soaked, I’m a walking slip 'n' slide,
Dreaming of Antarctica, penguins by my side.
[Pre-Chorus]
Melting in this sauna, frying like a steak,
Why'd I ever think summer was my break?
[Chorus]
Sweating like a pig, dripping on the floor,
Heatwave from hell, can’t take it anymore,
Humidity’s a joke, my hair’s gone wild,
Sweating like a pig, summer’s driving me wild.
[Verse 2]
Ice cream’s a puddle, fan’s blowing hot air,
Lawn’s a desert, mirages everywhere,
Shade’s a rare gem, but it’s just a tease,
Cooking like bacon, someone help me please.
[Pre-Chorus]
Lemonade’s my lifeline, but it’s turned to steam,
Feeling like a lobster in a boiling dream.
[Chorus]
Sweating like a pig, dripping on the floor,
Heatwave from hell, can’t take it anymore,
Humidity’s a joke, my hair’s gone wild,
Sweating like a pig, summer’s driving me wild.
[Bridge]
Dreaming of the freezer, head inside the door,
Trading sunburns for chills, slipping on the floor,
I’d marry an ice cube, if it meant I’d stay cool,
Summer, you’re a bully, and I’m your sweating fool.
[Epic guitar solo]
[Chorus]
Sweating like a pig, dripping on the floor,
Heatwave from hell, can’t take it anymore,
Humidity’s a joke, my hair’s gone wild,
Sweating like a pig, summer’s driving me wild.
[Outro]
Bought a kiddie pool, sitting in my yard,
Neighbors think I’m crazy, sweating’s hit me hard,
Covered in ice packs, dreaming of snow’s sting,
Till then, I’ll be cursing, sweating like a pig.
[Heavy guitar outro]
[silence]
[Screamed]AHHHHHH! SOMEONE HAND ME A POPSICLE!
[epic instrumental outro]
