Jonah House M.D. Rap Battle

### Rap Battle: Jonah House M.D. vs. Abraham Lincoln **[Abraham Lincoln]** Thou art a shadow, lost in dark despair, With twisted thoughts, dost thou even dare? Four score and seven years ago, I did strive, To free a nation, keep hope alive. **[Jonah House M.D.]** Oh, Honest Abe, with your top hat and grace, But I’m the gothic doc, I’ve carved out my place. Sarcasm's my weapon, and my patients know, In this hospital’s gloom, I’ll steal the show. **[Abraham Lincoln]** Yet dost thou comprehend the struggle I bore? To hold a nation, while my heart felt sore. Thy brilliance must shine, let the world see, The doctor, the hero, that thou canst be! **[Jonah House M.D.]** A light? How quaint, in this world of decay, I’ll take my shadows, thank you, and slink away. Your ghostly whispers try to seize my mind, But I’m a gothic savior, one of a different kind. **[Abraham Lincoln]** Thou art a vessel, and I seek to guide, To reclaim thy purpose, let not fear reside. In unity of spirit, we could rise above, Together we’d triumph, with courage and love. **[Jonah House M.D.]** Your visions are noble, but they’re not my game, I’ll keep my gothic essence, embrace my name. With sarcasm sharp, I’ll wield my own fate, No ghostly specter’s gonna seal my state. **[Abraham Lincoln]** Then face thy demons, and let them know, The strength of a legacy in thee doth flow. I offer thee wisdom, but thou dost resist, Yet in thy heart’s chamber, thou must persist! **[Jonah House M.D.]** I’ll persist, dear Abe, in my shadowy dance, With every dark quip, I’ll take my chance. So haunt if thou must, but I stand my ground, In this gothic world, my true self is found! **[Both Together]** So here we shall clash, two spirits collide, In this battle of minds, let our truths abide. For one seeks the light, while the other finds glee, In the chaos of darkness, we’ll let both be free!