The Limp Pickle Ballad

[Verse] In the heart of yonder village square There stood a tavern beyond compare Rough and raw, the Limp Pickle saw it all From elves to dwarves, and all those called outlaw [Verse 2] Hearths ablaze with stories untold Barrels tapped with liquid gold Pirates sang of ocean's might Thieves spun tales through the night [Chorus] Oh The Limp Pickle Wild and free Where thieves meet up near shining sea Raise your mugs and toast your foe In that jolly old Merry ol' tavern row [Verse 3] Captain Grey with his silver beard Spoke of treasure Never feared Natty Jack with nimble toes Danced on tables in borrowed clothes [Bridge] Through stormy nights and moonlit gales Their laughter echoed down the trails For in the Limp Pickle they shy from none Under stars Till the break of dawn [Chorus] Oh The Limp Pickle Wild and free Where thieves meet up near shining sea Raise your mugs and toast your foe In that jolly old Merry ol' tavern row [Verse 4] Whispers of maps and battles lost Blurring lines No heed to cost Guitars Lutes And fiddles play Carrying tunes of another day