Where Is My Protein Checker

[Verse] Sailed on the ocean wrecker Eatin' junk food never better Where is my protein checker Need that health get me fitter [Verse 2] Chewin' chips a tasty pleasure Pizza pie a cheesy treasure Feels like gluttony's the measure But my health can't stand the pressure [Chorus] Where is my protein checker Sick of feelin' weak and bleaker Fish and chips they taste the better But protein's what I truly treasure [Verse 3] Burgers fries with cheesy cheddar Feels good but it's heavier Diet makes me feel a debtor Protein now would be much better [Verse 4] Sailed again through stormy weather Tummy's groanin' can't get thinner Need that food that's made for winners Not these greasy heavy dinners [Chorus] Where is my protein checker Sick of feelin' weak and bleaker Fish and chips they taste the better But protein's what I truly treasure