Dad Jokes

[Verse] Dad jokes They never get old They're cheesy and they're bold Knock Knock Who's there? The king of corny I swear What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese Of course I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high She seemed surprised I don't know why Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything I asked the librarian if they had any books on paranoia She whispered "They're right behind you" Dad jokes Can I roll my eyes any more? While dads dying on the floor Laughing at has dry joke I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me! A train went by not long ago You can tell cuz it left its tracks! Dad I'm hungry, Hey hungry I'm dad Dad jokes He's slapping his knees Dads got jokes for days Two guys walked into a bar. The third guy ducked. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta. Why did the tomato blush? It saw the salad dressing Dad jokes He's got them for days Dad jokee Slapping at his kness Dad jokes