Wreckin' William

[Verse] William Tabb, that dude on the bike, Wrecks so much, his life's a tragic hike, Scrapes and bruises, he's a movin' disaster, Motorcycle flip, he ain't no master. [Verse 2] Hit the throttle, down he goes, Pothole magnet, everybody knows, Tried to spell his name on the street, Ended up with letters, incomplete. [Chorus] William, you're a wreckin' star, Motorcycles ain't your thing by far, Can't spell names, can't ride the bike, But you keep tryin', wreckin' every night. [Verse 3] Helmet cracked, got nine lives, Fell off the bike, barely survived, Call the ambulance, on speed dial, You got more scars, than a haunted aisle. [Bridge] Gonna buy him training wheels, Fix his spelling and his spills, Can't write, can't ride, but hey, he tries, William Tabb, catch him under the skies. [Verse 4] E's and A's, all mixed up, Bikes bent, luck all dried up, Dictionary? Man, he got none, Two-wheeled trouble, William's on the run.