Baby Mama Drama

Verse 1: Meet a guy named Joe, he's got a crazy life, Fifteen baby mamas, oh what a sight, He's got fifteen kids, and fifteen jobs, He's always hustlin' just to pay the mob. Chorus: Ramen noodles every meal, oh the struggle's real, Shoulda spent a dollar on a condom, now he's in a deal, Fifteen kids, fifteen mamas, it’s a circus, what a drama, Joe's life is wild, and he's dreamin' of Bahama. Verse 2: Joe's workin' at the diner, flippin' those fries, Then he’s off to the warehouse, lifting with sighs, Night shift at the factory, he's half asleep, And a janitor gig that’s got him mopping deep. Chorus: Ramen noodles every meal, oh the struggle's real, Shoulda spent a dollar on a condom, now he's in a deal, Fifteen kids, fifteen mamas, it’s a circus, what a drama, Joe's life is wild, and he's dreamin' of Bahama. Bridge: He's got a baby mama calling, another one’s texting, Child support's due, and he's kinda vexing, Kids in every corner, diapers in a heap, Joe’s just wishing for one full night of sleep. Verse 3: He dreams of a past where he made different choices, Without all the baby mamas and their loud voices, Just one little condom, could’ve saved him some cash, Now he's paying through the nose, and it’s gone in a flash. Chor Chorus: Ramen noodles every meal, oh the struggle's real, Shoulda spent a dollar on a condom, now he's in a deal, Fifteen kids, fifteen mamas, it’s a circus, what a drama, Joe's life is wild, and he's dreamin' of Bahama. Outro: So if you’re out on the town, and love's in the air, Remember old Joe and take some care, Spend that dollar, save yourself the strife, Or you’ll be like Joe, with ramen noodles for life.