BRITS DO

There's many things that Britons do, And very many well - We're first in line for every queue. Our fish and chips excel. Our humour's dry. Our weather's wet. Our Yorkshire Pudding's baked. Our slang's absurd, and don't forget - The pasty pastry's flaked. We lead the way in classic rock - In country pubs and inns - In panel shows that tease and mock - In pies and double-chins. We're great at making morning toast, Or eggs and bacon, beans - We morris dance, and like to boast Of commonwealths and queens. We're best debating shades of skies, And how the day will be - Insult the French, apologise, And drink a lot of tea. And when it's cold and grey for days, And all that's left is rain - We're excellent at finding ways To sit and just... complain.