The Spit Cup Incident

[Verse] Well, Monday morning at the crack of dawn, My boss walked in, looked a little drawn, Coffee brewing, but she needed perk, Saw that cup on the counter and gave a smirk. [Verse 2] She didn't know it was Brad's old spit, Took a big ol' swig, didn't even sit, Her eyes bulged wide and she spat it out, Half the crew burst into a shout. [Chorus] Oh, the Spit Cup Incident, we’ll never forget, A lesson learned, like a safety net, Don't grab a cup unless you know it's clean, Life's full of surprises, unforeseen. [Verse 3] Later that day, she called us in, Talked 'bout hygiene with a nervous grin, We stood there quiet, not a word to say, But the memory of that morn' won't fade away. [Verse 4] Brad, he apologized, red in the face, Promised to never leave his spit cup in place, Boss, she laughed and shook her head, Said, "Next time, boy, use a spittoon instead." [Chorus] Oh, the Spit Cup Incident, we’ll never forget, A lesson learned, like a safety net, Don't grab a cup unless you know it's clean, Life's full of surprises, unforeseen.