Anthem for the Bali Bash: The Ryder-Not-Cup

Anthem for the Bali Bash: The Ryder-Not-Cup Verse 1 In Bali we gather, with clubs in our hands, Not sure how to golf, but we’ve got wild plans, Twelve brave souls, some Patriots of old, Fought wars and drank beers, now stories retold. Chorus Swinging and stumbling, we all take a shot, Fore! Watch out, 'cause we’re missing a lot, With laughter and liquor, we tee off the day, Here’s to the Bali Bash, in our own Ryder way! Verse 2 From fairways to bunkers, we trip and we fall, Can’t quite remember the last hole at all, A slice to the left, and a hook to the right, Thank God there’s no golfing at night! Chorus Swinging and stumbling, we all take a shot, Fore! Watch out, 'cause we’re missing a lot, With laughter and liquor, we tee off the day, Here’s to the Bali Bash, in our own Ryder way! Bridge Former fighters of battles, now battling the course, Our aim’s just as wild, and drinks just as coarse, From Cape Town to greens, we’ve swapped out our gear, Trading helmets for golf caps, and bullets for beer. Verse 3 So let’s raise a glass, to this ragtag crew, With swings that are sloppy and drives that are few, Injuries minor, our pride takes the hit, But who needs to win when you’re drunk out of it? Final Chorus Swinging and stumbling, we all take a shot, Fore! Watch out, 'cause we’re missing a lot, With laughter and liquor, we tee off the day, Here’s to the Bali Bash, in our own Ryder way! Outro So play that anthem, and let’s start the cheer, In Bali we’re golfing, let’s get out of here!