Moie the Cat

[Verse] Grey and beautiful, she’s the queen of the house, With a coat so soft, even the mice won't pounce. Loves her tuna and cheese, it’s her favorite feast, Moie the cat is our wild little beast. [Verse 2] She rolls on her back, wants a rub on her belly, But don't you be fooled, she's fierce, not jelly. Purring so sweetly, then she’ll swipe with surprise, With that big weird claw, oh how time flies. [Chorus] Moie the Cat, she's a wonder to see, From her tipped little ears to her tail so free. She’ll puke on the floor, then give you that smile, Oh, Moie the Cat, she's living in style. [Verse 3] In the morning light, she’s perched on the ledge, Watching the world, from our backyard hedge. Every twitch and prance, such grace in her paw, Except when she shows that big weird claw. [Chorus] Moie the Cat, she's a wonder to see, From her tipped little ears to her tail so free. She’ll puke on the floor, then give you that smile, Oh, Moie the Cat, she's living in style. [Bridge] She’s got her own rules, a queen on her throne, A tuna-stealing, cheese-loving cyclone. In the night she'll prowl, in the day she'll nap, Moie the Cat, she’s a living map.