How to Talk to Ashley

She always wins Never touch the bear or her stuff She does not go out to dinner, but can grab a snack She hates her siblings She wants to punch me in the face when I repeat the same line She’s pure evil She thinks I act stupid She has an army I am not in her army hates politics likes animals hates insect collectors likes anime does not trust anyone likes to sleep goes to bed usually at 10 pm Is mostly honest Wears her earphones all the time Ignores people when they bother her Likes Cheezets Hates Meatloaf Likes Vegetable Lazania Her Favorite color is White Do not argue with her She is busy most of the time Steals souls Is a ginger!!! Is unpredictable Is good at working with numbers Is different than all other girls Thinks animals are smarter than humans Hates annoying people