Dealer's Delight

(Verse 1) Well, I woke up this morning, feeling kinda rough, Looked at my old truck, said, "I've had enough." The engine's been a-knockin', the tires are worn down, It's time to get a new one, head into town. (Chorus) I went to the dealer, thought I had it made, But when the deal was done, I knew I'd been played. I got the shaft, yeah, I got the shaft, That salesman took my money and just laughed and laughed. (Verse 2) He said, "This baby's got it all, every bell and whistle, It's the king of the road, and it'll fly like a missile." But when I hit the highway, it started to cough, Now I'm stuck on the shoulder, tryin' to shake it off. (Chorus) I went to the dealer, thought I had it made, But when the deal was done, I knew I'd been played. I got the shaft, yeah, I got the shaft, That salesman took my money and just laughed and laughed. (Bridge) Now I'm sittin' here wonderin', where did I go wrong? Should've known better, should've been strong. Next time I'll be smarter, won't get fooled again, But right now I'm out of luck, and out of a friend. (Chorus) I went to the dealer, thought I had it made, But when the deal was done, I knew I'd been played. I got the shaft, yeah, I got the shaft, That salesman took my money and just laughed and laughed. (Outro) So if you're lookin' for a car, take some good advice, Don't trust a man in a suit who smiles too nice. 'Cause you might end up like me, sittin' here daft, Singin' 'bout the time when I got the shaft.