Swipe Anxiety

[Male Vocalist] Scrolling through profiles with sweaty palms, Reading bios like they're ancient psalms. (Oh yeah!) Should I swipe left or swipe right? (Swipe left, swipe right) Nervous about my very first online night. (First night, oh my!) Is it a catfish, a bot, or whatever behind the PC? (What’s behind the screen?) Trying to decode every picture I see. (Decode, decode) Crafting a message that’s witty and neat, (Witty and neat) Hoping this digital game won't end in defeat. (No defeat, please!) Crafting a message that’s witty and neat, (Witty and neat) Hoping this digital game won't end in defeat. (No defeat, please!) [Pre-Chorus] Is this the start of something real? (Something real?) Or just another swipe that I'll conceal? (Swipe and conceal) (Swipe and conceal) [Chorus] I've never done online dating, oh what a fright, (Oh what a fright) In this age of swipes, left and right. (Left and right) My heart is racing, fingers shaking, (Fingers shaking) Maybe this time, I'll get it right. (Get it right!) My heart is racing, fingers shaking, (Fingers shaking) Maybe this time, I'll get it right. (Get it right!) [Verse 2] Messaging feels like a maze, (Virtual maze) My profile pic’s from better days. (Better days) Emoji or gif, what should I choose? (Emoji or gif) Trying to stay cool, but I’m confused. (Stay cool, stay cool) Each new match feels like a blind date, (Like a blind date) Hoping for a spark before it’s too late. (Before it’s too late) Typing and retyping to impress, (Trying to impress) Hoping my nerves don’t cause a mess. (No stress, no stress) Hoping my nerves don’t cause a mess. (No stress, no stress) [Pre-Chorus] Is this the start of something real? (Something real?) Or just another swipe that I'll conceal? (Swipe and conceal) [Chorus] I've never done online dating, oh what a fright, (Oh what a fright) In this age of swipes, left and right. (Left and right) My heart is racing, fingers shaking, (Fingers shaking) Maybe this time, I'll get it right. (Get it right!) Maybe this time, I'll get it right. (Get it right!) [Verse] Will I meet a catfish or true love? (True love?) Digital dreams or trouble from above? (Oh, the strife!) One thing’s for sure, it’s quite the ride, (Quite the ride) From pixels on a screen to hearts open wide. (Open wide) Nervous laughter, fingers crossed, (Fingers crossed) Diving in, no love lost. (No love lost) Maybe I’ll find someone worth the wait, (Worth the wait) In the world of swipes, here’s to my first date. (First date) Diving in, no love lost. (No love lost) Maybe I’ll find someone worth the wait, (Worth the wait) In the world of swipes, here’s to my first date. (First date) [Fade Away] [Melow Voice] If we match, we’ll see how it goes, Maybe love will bloom, who knows? Here’s to taking that online dance. [End Song] [Outro] Is this the start of something real? (Something real?) Or just another swipe that I'll conceal? (Swipe and conceal) [End Song] [Outro] Is this the start of something real? Or just another swipe that I'll conceal?