Pallet Jack Blues

Got a girl who is real wide She wears granny underwear Likes everything deep fried Sits and breaks every chair Took her to the buffet, she made like six trips Took her out to vegas, she ate like half my chips Body like a fat ho feed her with a backhoe I can make her twerk for a half pound of ham When i mount her i dont worry cause fat girls are so sturdy Looks like she plays no guard, in the nfl If she wanders too far, I ring the dinner bell She dont use KY jelly, she uses bacon grease When she is in the water, they always call green peace Body like a fat ho, feed her with a backho Once she climbed on top of me and crushed my ball sac Slurpin that McFlurry, her fat mouth is so purdy To get her into bed, I need a damn pallet jack Shes always got gravy stains, on her 5x shirt Fish sticks and hot dogs, is her surf and turf Got big sloppy boobies, man they drive me wild Did her in the bathroom, and she cracked the tile Body like a fat ho, feed her with a backhoe I can make her twerk, for a half pound of ham When i mount her i dont worry, cause fat girls are so sturdy To get her into bed, I need a damn pallet jack A damn pallet jack