Lord Pickles' Biscuit Binge

Verse 1: On Callisto's icy plains, where moons and stars align, Lived a lord named Pickles, with a taste so fine. He spent his fortune grand, on biscuits of delight, £40,000 vanished, into the starry night. Chorus: Lord Pickles' biscuit binge, a tale of sweet desire, Digestives, ginger nuts, and jammy dodgers by the fire. On Callisto's distant land, where dreams and cookies blend, He found his joy in treats, that never seemed to end. Verse 2: Digestives in the morning, with tea to start the day, Ginger nuts at noon, to keep the blues at bay. Jammy dodgers in the eve, beneath the moons so bright, Lord Pickles’ feast of biscuits, went on through the night. Chorus: Lord Pickles' biscuit binge, a tale of sweet desire, Digestives, ginger nuts, and jammy dodgers by the fire. On Callisto's distant land, where dreams and cookies blend, He found his joy in treats, that never seemed to end. Bridge: His spaceship filled with crumbs, his palace stacked with tins, A cookie jar in every room, the indulgence never thins. From Earth to Callisto, his biscuit love did soar, In every bite, a piece of home, he cherished more and more. Verse 3: The people watched in wonder, at his lavish biscuit spree, A tale of sweet indulgence, in a land so wild and free. Lord Pickles never wavered, in his quest for cookie bliss, On Callisto, he found heaven, in every sugary kiss. Chorus: Lord Pickles' biscuit binge, a tale of sweet desire, Digestives, ginger nuts, and jammy dodgers by the fire. On Callisto's distant land, where dreams and cookies blend, He found his joy in treats, that never seemed to end. Outro: So raise a cup to Pickles, in his palace in the sky, With biscuits by the thousands, stacked up to the sky. On Callisto, his legacy, in crumbs and laughter lies, A lord who loved his cookies, beneath the cosmic skies.