Yes! I want an apology

[8 bar intro] [Verse 1] You ate the last slice of my pizza Left dirty socks on the floor You borrowed my car, returned it on empty And you think a shrug will settle the score? [Chorus] Yes, I need an apology, and I need it now Not just a mumble or a noncommittal bow I need words of remorse, perhaps on bended knee 'Cause yes, I need an apology, can't you see? [Verse 2] You told my secret to the whole wide world Said my new haircut looks like a mop You called my cooking a culinary disaster And you think a fist bump will make it stop? [Chorus] Yes, I need an apology, and I need it now Not just a mumble or a noncommittal bow I need words of remorse, perhaps on bended knee 'Cause yes, I need an apology, can't you see? [Bridge] I'm not asking for the moon or the stars Just a simple "I'm sorry" will do But make it sincere, look me in the eyes Is that too much to ask of you? [Verse 3] You forgot our anniversary, again Said my favorite show is a bore You used my toothbrush to clean the sink And you think a wink will even the score? [Chorus] Yes, I need an apology, and I need it now Not just a mumble or a noncommittal bow I need words of remorse, perhaps on bended knee 'Cause yes, I need an apology, can't you see? [Outro] So swallow your pride, it won't hurt, I swear Just say those magic words, and we'll be square 'Cause life's too short for grudges, it's true But it's also too short for me to let you off without a "My bad, I'm sorry, dude!" [end]